Will you go out with me?"Bloody Kraut, a" asks, "How did you get your current flame to go out with you? If they turned you down, how bad was it?"
Was it all romantic? Or were the beer goggles particularly strong that night?
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chthonic, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 17:32)
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Cheeses and meCheeses of Nazareth decides he fancies my pants off one day at his work (he used to work for a big charity for whom i volunteered), nicks my personal email address of their DP protected database and sends me flirty emails and his phone number with a promise not to send inappropriate drunken texts from the pub. He lied.
Now we have a baby cheeses and we're really very happy. Love is great.
Length - not as long as his sound engineer hair
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Animanga, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:25,
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GayHow come you follow up the correct usage of whom then have a lower case i. You're dumped
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Cheeses of Nazareth Where's Captain Kirk? www.whereiskirk.com, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:41,
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AlsoI'd like to quote section 1 of the Computer Misuse Act 1990. Ahem:
1. Unauthorised access to computer material
(1) A person is guilty of an offence if—
(a) he causes a computer to perform any function with intent to secure access to any program or data held in any computer;
(b) the access he intends to secure is unauthorised; and
(c) he knows at the time when he causes the computer to perform the function that that is the case.
You can hold that over him for a while.
(I'm doing IT law now! Woo! Can you tell!)
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I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:10,
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