Will you go out with me?"Bloody Kraut, a" asks, "How did you get your current flame to go out with you? If they turned you down, how bad was it?"
Was it all romantic? Or were the beer goggles particularly strong that night?
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chthonic, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 17:32)
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Lunar Jim's Exploits - the early years1. Beverley
A 'She-man' from Castleford and the daughter of a local scrap metal merchant, she had hairy toes and boss-eyes. I admired her ample thighs from afar before asking her out through the medium of dance. A couple of pas-de-deux and a dying swan later and she was ensnared.
2. Mercedes.
A passionate Latino with a chest like a dead heat in a zeppelin race and vaginal muscles that could milk a prize cow, we spent a sultry summer in Capri before I gingerly ventured that she might like to go out on a date with me to see the lights of naples.
She bellowed and gesticulated in what I could only believe to be a declaration of war, before embracing me deeply and forcing her tongue into the very bottom of my aesophagus.
3. Hilary
The daughter of an undertaker, and with a constant streak of maudlin in her, she wore black and only black. I suppose I saw her as a sort of plump morticia adams, and had visions of us making out in the chapel of rest.
She spurned my overtures and instead went out with a gangly creature from the nearby independant school called Jeremy.
4. Sandra
The barmaid in a local hostelry, she had lips like a fresh trout and wore only the sluttiest clothes, barely covering her shame.
I easily asked her out, but was shocked and dismayed on removing her panties to realise she was actually a transexual called Philip.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:51, 1 reply)
Erm...Any chance of 'Philip's' number?
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:46, closed)
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