Will you go out with me?"Bloody Kraut, a" asks, "How did you get your current flame to go out with you? If they turned you down, how bad was it?"
Was it all romantic? Or were the beer goggles particularly strong that night?
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chthonic, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 17:32)
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Not me...but a good friend who we can call C. This now classic line was delivered to a mutual friend, called L. Everyone except L knew that C liked her but obviously everyone being a quite a close group it could make things a bit awkward. He didn't mind, he really liked L. So he got some Dutch courage, walked up to her, and said...
"I'm a one hit wonder and you're the hit!"
I can't even think about it myself without cringing. I want to say something else but I don't think I can. There is no way to follow those words.
I'm sure he'd apologise for length but if he's anything like his dad it's small and ginger.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:25, Reply)
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