Will you go out with me?"Bloody Kraut, a" asks, "How did you get your current flame to go out with you? If they turned you down, how bad was it?"
Was it all romantic? Or were the beer goggles particularly strong that night?
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chthonic, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 17:32)
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We were about 16Just at the age when you start drinking stolen spirits from your parents, hanging out with girls and generally acting like twats.
We were at a house party, and if you weren't paired up in some corner snogging some girl (!!) you would be drinking vodka straight until you spewed (probably about 50 mls worth)...
While the tunes were pumping, one of my friends - I call him Ian - happened to be quietly licking the face of some big fat Heifer in the corner, while most others were drinking away and conversing.
JUST as one song ends before changing onto another, we hear the immortal lines:
(nervously)
"...can I touch yer muff?"
Cue much pointing, laughing and crying...
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:20,
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