GrandparentsMy awesome grandad flew in Wellingtons in the war. Damn, those shortages were terrible. Tell us about brilliant-stroke-rubbish grandparents.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 21:51)
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you are clearly jealousYou must have been too ugly to get felt up by your grandparents...
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 23:26, 1 reply)
That's not how it works Cactus, however feel free to post your stories of being sexually abused by close family members and their friends(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 23:30,
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It really is hilariously easy to wind Rory upI feel slightly guilty about, like taking the piss out of the fat retarded kid at school.
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Oh man, you're seriously winning at the internet this time round(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:14,
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Oh, I didn't realise it was a competitionBut anything that makes you feel better. You know, to help you forget about wandering grandparental hands...
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Awe, but then you wouldn't be able to make any more upand you're running out of material, I know. Just log back in as another of your aliases and just spew the same shit out again.
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You seem to be very upset at 4.30 in the morning Cactus, it's not like you to be tossing and turning in bed trying to come up with the perfect retortor is it the many familial hands from your youth that seem to be disturbing you and keeping you awake
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:16,
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