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My awesome grandad flew in Wellingtons in the war. Damn, those shortages were terrible. Tell us about brilliant-stroke-rubbish grandparents.

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(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 21:51)
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She sucked off a bunch of yanks in return for Nylon stockings?

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:20, 1 reply)
Yeah, but who can honsetly say they haven't done that?

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:28, closed)
My Gran didn't suck of yanks for nylons
She drew them on with bisto
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:31, closed)
Your gran drew yanks for bisto?

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:34, closed)

drew
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:35, closed)
Oh, I read 'drew them on' as 'tempted them'
I just assumed she rubbed it on her lady bits.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:35, closed)
I take it you've never heard of the practice of drawing stockings on their legs with gravy then?
With an eyeliner line up the back
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:36, closed)
Your gran
took eyeliner up the back?

Was 'eyeliner' the nickname of the look out?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:38, closed)
No it's what he called his cock.
When he stuck it up her botty.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:39, closed)
Yes, but that's boring - tell us about your gran sucking off lots of American men in exchange for gravy.

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:39, closed)
Well, the gravy's pretty much guaranteed,
Especially if she took her teeth out first.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:43, closed)
I think taking the gravy back to share with her family
was abit much though.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:48, closed)
Unfortunatly my gran is only 70
so didn't suck off any yanks in WWII.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:48, closed)
Oh
it was Vietnam, was it?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:49, closed)
Hey man! You don't know man! You don't know!
She was there man! She was there in the shit! With the grunts man!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:59, closed)
Two grans one cup?

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:06, closed)
It's definitely more satisfying wearing silky smooth stockings when you had to work for them.
Wait...what?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:32, closed)

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