My Great-Grandad Victor was the greatest liar of WWII.
Some of his spurious achievements:

*Did Winston Churchill impressions for the beeb when the great man wasn't available.

*Nearly shot Hitler, but his trigger got stuck.

*Borrowed, and posessed until the day he died, Montgomery's Trenchcoat.

*Lifesaved Tommies from the Normandy landings across the channel, two at a time, swimming on his back, one under each arm

*Whilst lifesaving Tommies, bagged a u-boat by swimming up to it and dropping a grenade down the periscope.

These stories were all told to my uncle when he was at a credulous age. Or at least my uncle said they were. But I can't be sure because Bullshitting is a fine old family tradition.
(universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 17:10, 2 replies)

Not a
Member of anything Royal then? I reserve the right to amend and commonwealth countries do not count.

Liar! Good job he bagged granny before he got to plug Eva.
(Suck it and Sea, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 19:47, closed)

Was his name
Silveste, at all?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tji3IakVGK4
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:02, closed)