Grandad was a strange man toward the end
he was a keen cyclist all his life, but as his legs got weaker, he couldn't really handle the hill by his house anymore. So to keep the thrill of cycling in his life, he would lie on his back and pedal his feet in mid-air with his eyes closed. Strange man. Died in the end.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 18:16, 4 replies)

was it the sofa that pulled out on him?
or was the rug trying to overtake and clipped him thus turning him in to a human canon ball ?
i know it is pain full but my grandad died the same way
well when i say died i mean murdered
and when i say the same way i mean the daft of cunt was in the garden watering something and he connected the hose to his catheter.
the docs told me it would have been a good 3 maybe 4 gallons before he exploded still the tomatoes came up lovely after that strange that no one wanted them
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 18:23, closed)

i think conmon sense took.over and he died of shame

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 21:15, closed)

Aye
They mostly do
(poobah, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:02, closed)

YAyyyyy bring on the shame
look grand ma see what i got you for your birthday? you remember that old film of you necking the firsst 15 at the rugby club?
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:22, closed)