Devil's spawn
was the nickname I was given by my ex-father's parents when I was a wee baby. Fundamentalist something's dressed in evil grandparents clothes - either riotous plastic wool or plain nylon drab for her, poor man's beige golf for him - and for extra laughs mum was Satan's slut.

Born out of wedlock sure was a riot in the 70's.
(boozehound is drinking your bar dry, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 9:17, 5 replies)

ex-father?

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sat 4 Jun 2011, 9:24, closed)

If my mother can have an ex-husband upon divorce, then I can have an ex-father.
Dreadful excuse of a man.
(boozehound is drinking your bar dry, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 9:39, closed)

he means his dad was an x-man

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 11:41, closed)

AKA
A post-op Transexual.
(Rsoles, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 17:29, closed)

Sounds like a barrel of laughs, the 2 of them.
I bet Christmas was a scream.
(FUXTIX Not my words, Carol, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 20:17, closed)