GrandparentsMy awesome grandad flew in Wellingtons in the war. Damn, those shortages were terrible. Tell us about brilliant-stroke-rubbish grandparents.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 21:51)
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Much the same as the jaw dropperMy Grandmother told me after my first term at university. A somewhat prim and proper lady who quite blithely came out with, "I'm sure you're making lots of friends at university, so make sure you wear a condom and don't get her pregnant!".
Cue explosive expulsion of tea.
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