My grandad was a python
Thought he should be at least. Claimed they got the high-street mountaineering sketch from him trying to get home from a pub in willenhall he reckoned they drank at.
( Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 22:59, 5 replies)

Isn't that a bit like
the Mona Lisa claiming she should be a painter?
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 0:54, closed)

this would be a lot funnier if he thought he should be an actual python

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 9:22, closed)

This means your grandad wasn't funny.

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 9:53, closed)

I don't know whether they drank in Willenhall
but my English teacher at school in Walsall was rumoured to be the "seventh Python" and - so the story went - was very pissed off with Cleese for ditching him for the more talented Chapman during their university years
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 10:38, closed)

Which school was that?
I went to Park Hall, then Barr Beacon.
( Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:40, closed)