stupid sister
picture this:

i'd been working all day (8 hour day with only 45min break in between) then went to work another 7 hours at my ex-weekend job. Got home at 2am and decided to sit down and chill out in front of the tv watching infomercials. Doing what they do best, i managed to fall asleep/pass out in front of the tv.

Suddenly at about 4am, i hear this loud banging on my front door. Then the windows. Then i hear my name being yelled outside. I open the door to see my sister, drunk and crying. I ask her what her problem is, and i get "because you wouldn't answer your phone, i had no way to get home so i had to give the taxi driver a blow job to come here and drop me off"

as if that wasn't enough, i told her to walk off the booze and go home. I firmly said i wasn't going to be driving her home because i was too stoned and half asleep. She goes "well, i don't expect you to drive me home.. i'll just walk home in this cold wind, by myself, at 4 in the morning. Don't worry about me, i'll be fine"

i go "ok, see ya tomorrow" and shut the door.

about a minute later she comes back and starts banging on the door and windows again, i open the door and she starts hurling this abuse to me "you don't care about me, why do you hate me so much wah wah wah.. its cold out here"

i throw her an old jumper of mine and tell her to piss off or i'll call the cops. Then i shut the door and turn all the lights off. I didn't hear from her again til i called her the next day.. to which she was completely back to normal

haha i love passive aggression.. no one gets my sympathy when i get rudely woken up
(brotagaia, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 11:37, Reply)