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Are you the kind of person who laughs when they see a cat getting run over? Tell us about the times your sense of humour has gone beyond taste and decency.

Suggested by SnowyTheRabbit

(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:19)
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Sex Ed...
We're learning about the miracle of birth in Biology. Cheeky child-Butters puts his hand up.

"What happens to umbilical chords once they're cut off?"

The teacher responds, "Well, I suppose they're just thrown away."

I shake my head disapprovingly... "And all the starving children in Africa..."

That teacher never really liked me after that. Later on during a tedious Science Department safety reminder, the class were asked semi-rheatorically "What's the best way to exit the building in event of fire?"

As usual, failing to keep my little mouth shut, I point to the second story window in the class and suggest "Jump?"

Not the cleverest of jokes, but this humourless sour teacher, with a vendetta against my sick sense of humour and constant class clownery reports me to the head of department as suicidal.

After several guidance councillers tried to get me psychological help, I decided to keep my depraved jokes to myself.

(Then I found b3ta!)
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:52, 1 reply)
I take it the councillers never got to see your animations then?
Cant imagine their placid non violent endings would have gone down very well :)
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 21:51, closed)

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