Worst guilty laugh I've done online
is giving fake advice on an internet forum for epileptics. A few kids on there were talking about wanting to play their favourite games, but were being set off by the strobing effects of their monitors.

So....I...um...left an anonymous post saying how scientists had discovered that the main trigger for seizures is too much information being passed to the visual cortex in the frontal lobe while staring at the fluctuating light source. 1 way to combat this flood of information though is to wear an eye-patch, which limits the amount of visual stimulation thus preventing the cortex from overloading the brain.

After a few excited responces, I went back onto the forum thread later on to see the results. A few kids had replied back with "Didn't work mate, still had a seizure" and one kid asked what I would've expected as a result from getting kids to wear an eye-patch testing this?

My answer was simple; "YARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!"

I never went on that forum again.

rp for teh comp, and yes, I do apologise to all the window lickers on the boards for this, twas a one-off
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:57, 11 replies)

You fucking well should apologise, pal
Or hey, better yet? Not post such obscenely offensive drivel in the first place.

Window-lickers is a term for the 'educationally challenged'.

We prefer to be referred to as 'spastics' or 'eppies'.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:06, closed)

Knock yourself out
This was what was discussed the last time I posted it, have fun

On teh boards a few weeks back

PS nice friendly boards today :)
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:24, closed)

yep - dunno whats happened, but its a more hostile environment of late
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:47, closed)

FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFF
It is not..
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:08, closed)

Wasn't trying to be aggressive
except to set up for the part of the joke where I demanded to be called a spastic. 'Pologies if it came off wrong.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:11, closed)

Fair enough :)
So do you suffer from epilepsy yourself? I understand there's a few variations of it, still a dodgy science area at present though (lots of doctor cowboys declaring different findings but not doing much to resolve it).
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:25, closed)

I do indeed.
Although thanks to my meds I have to be really determined to have a fit. Or stupid. Either way. And it is a very dodgy science area, as is anything to do with the brain. The drug I'm on also functions as e.g. an antipsychotic (which may be useful, depending on who you listen to).
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:08, closed)

evil. you should feed your dog alcohol :)
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:13, closed)

Wow.
I hate to quibble, but you realise you could have killed someone?
(jennymnemonic, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:17, closed)

Didn't at the time
did afterwards, hence it being a one-off.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:23, closed)

Bwa ha ha
Oh you bad, bad man.
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 5:54, closed)