A guy at work,
It is rumoured that his wife is having a bit of fun with another bloke she works with. Only myself and one other workmate know about this (his wife used to work in the same place as her and still keeps in touch with the gossip mongers) and we believe that he does not have a clue. So everytime he sits there and tells us about his "free weekened because the wife's off to a party in Scotland", we have to stifle the laughter. We are complete cunts i know, but its his own fault for so many reasons i dont have time to go into except to say he needs to stop living the life of a teenage boy and be a man.
(Beaverman Opulence, I has it., Sat 24 Jul 2010, 10:40, 2 replies)

Place I worked at a while ago
one of the service guys was having an affair with the receptionist. Both married. Saved their love-emails on the network which was spectacularly stupid. Included details of them getting it on over the conference table in the managers meeting room. I was never able to sit in a meeting after that without worrying that the table might be a bit spunky.
( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 10:50, closed)

more of a gamete-ing room, then
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 12:30, closed)