Office sport LOLs
The place I used to work at had an office overlooking the shop floor.
One boring friday late shift myself and a few others were pushing ourselves as fast as we could, racing round and round the office on the cheap swivel chairs we had.
Poor Steve's chair suddenly lost one of its castors - it tipped slightly, the leg dug into the carpet and he was flicked off the chair at high speed, sending him flying Superman-style down the stairway. The door at the bottom of the stairs, which led to the shop floor opened outwards. He hit it hard enough to burst it completely off its hinges. He landed laid out flat on the door and slid, riding the door, a good ten feet across the shop floor - much to the surprise of the few shoppers there were in the place.
Turned out that the door handle had broken a couple of his ribs, one of which punctured his lung.
The till girl had to call the ambulace as we were all crying with laughter and none of us could get it together for more than a couple of seconds before collapsing with laughter again.
(dave likes cheese, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 19:35, Reply)