My ex's mad dad
She phoned me up one night, a bit shaken. Her dad was staying with her for a few days and they had just got back from walking the dog. It was a late autumn evening so quite cold and dark. Her dad had jumped down from a wall, stumbled and fallen in the river. The sides are quite steep and high so he couldn't pull himself out. She knocked on a nearby barge and asked the man inside to help pull her dad out which he did after managing to tread on her dad's hand and make it bleed. Having got him home he went straight in the shower and in the process covered the walls of her bathroom with bloody handprints leaving it looking like "the scene of a murder".

"Sorry to hear that" I said managing not to laugh out loud until after I'd put the phone down.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:41, 3 replies)

Funny how?
Like a clown?
(viciousal, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:56, closed)

He's a bit eccentric
as they say.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 10:09, closed)

OOohhhh.. sorry *whoosh*
He did it on PURPOSE? :)
Ok that's funny
(viciousal, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:01, closed)