I was once tired and annoyed.
I had just returned from a trip to Scandinavia and I wanted to buy a book from the town-centre borders before making my way home.
As I walked accross town I noticed a lot of young people questioning passers by in a "please give me money" style.
I was tired and in no mood to talk to anyone.
I made it to the book shop without incident but, unfortunately, on my way back to the station a young girl approached me and asked "do you like animals?". Now, ordinarily I would have ignored such a thing, but I was tired and sad to have left Scandinavia so I simply replied "I like to eat them!?" and smiled -- the expression on her face had me chuckling as I walked off.

(I would just like to point out that, while I do eat animals a lot, I don't think they should be tortured or anything [and whale is tasty])
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 18:00, 2 replies)

Good answer
I've fallen into the "yes of course I do" "well then why aren't you a vegan you orrible cunt" trap before. Tedious.
(Cloudane, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 18:59, closed)

^^
Isn't whale yummy? It's like the best steak you've ever had in your life-thick and juicy and well-marbled and sizzling... Mmmmm, I miss Whale. And seal, too.
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 3:04, closed)