He's better than you
You've said nothing interested yet, at least he's got a story.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 12:36, 1 reply)

Yes,
he's told 240 dull stories about his prickage. Unless you wish to state that this dull tale is in any way entertaining; please justify your internet knighting. Additional points will be given for correct spelling and grammar.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 12:44, closed)

So...
You're a shit Amorous Badger impressionist, looking to be superior on QOTW?

Run along now, young man, we don't need your sort around this corner of the internet. Maybe try 4chan?
( the pink chicken sniffer sniffs pink chickens., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 13:10, closed)

I see two possibilities here:

1) you've not read them all and yet feel justified in dismissing them - which makes you a mendacious cunt with fuck-all to offer here

2) you've sat and read through the lot just so you can be all superior about it, which makes you a creepy internet obsessive.

Either way, you come across as an utter toss-rag.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:28, closed)