I've riled the QOTW clique it would seem, I'm really in for it now
none of you have defended the shit story though, you autistic pricks
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 13:47, 1 reply)

Why bother?
The post doesn't need defending, neither does the OP. I'm just baffled as to your decision to troll these guys. I can only assume boredom as a motive. Even AB doesn't weigh in unless the story is truly shit or he's bored, but even he manages to carry it off with a certain wit and panache. You're just a pale imitation of the real thing.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 13:50, closed)

I hardly think that mocking a dull prick is the exclusive preserve of Badger
Once again Piston your very presence is ruining the internet
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 13:58, closed)

All a matter of opinion.
Right now, you're the one who needs to step away from the keyboard I think.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:02, closed)

Haha fuck off you prick
It's better when you don't post, see if you can avoid the claxon of autism next time, no poster needs your endorsement. That would be their FIRST MISTAKE
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:09, closed)

You're an arrogant sod, aren't you?
I can make a reasonable guess that I'm guessing you're pretty smart, but at the same time having trouble with self-esteem and self-confidence issues? I would wonder if this leads you to trot out the same hackneyed insults in an attempt to use your intellect as a weapon to make others feel worthless.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:56, closed)

Oh, just ignore him
He'll never listen, he'll never learn, he'll never post anything interesting. Why should you waste your time?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:48, closed)

Boredom.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:15, closed)

Oh, well, in that case
Enjoy yourself.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:23, closed)

Autism
Autism is a disorder of neural development characterized by impaired social interaction and communication, and by restricted and "repetitive behavior"

QED: Your use of the work Prick is bordering on "autistic". Get out more.
(skintagain, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:00, closed)

You
spelt behaviour wrong

/ocd
( the pink chicken sniffer sniffs pink chickens., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:22, closed)

Your ocd is shit
Otherwise you would have noted that our faux psychiatrist has been unable to spell characterised nor indeed word
What an almighty prick
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:56, closed)

Either you're being obtuse
Or just mind-numbingly blockheaded. Christ, you're almost as bad as WW.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 19:15, closed)

I thought I'd told you to fuck off piston
your dullness is draining the life out of me :(
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 22:11, closed)

You remind me of a small irritating child
That's only managed to avoid being buggered by the local priest due to having a face resembling a bag of smashed crabs.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 22:41, closed)

You remind me of a shitcunt on a forum, who is universally despised and ridiculed
Even the cripples get to rip the piss out of you comedy boy
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 22:53, closed)

Oh, you're on Goodboard these days are you?
Gilgamesh must really be slipping.

As for the standup. Yes, it was shit. Yes, I was more scared than I've ever been since going on the Aliens thing at the old Trocadero at age 12.

But I still did it. Which is more than I can say for a lot of people.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 23:15, closed)

Haha Piston you really do become duller with time, Goodboard is shit which is why the majority are still on here
and the only reason why you aint been banned is because the wifebeater twisted Gilgamesh's arm to keep you there. They ain't got nothing but contempt for you on the so called goodboard, so well done you Piston, you're only there because of an old mans pity
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 23:24, closed)

Get banned did you?
Diddums.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 29 Jul 2010, 8:28, closed)

Please re-read the above post you prick

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:37, closed)

I did, and chose to ignore it.
I'm coming to the conclusion you're a sockpuppet account.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 29 Jul 2010, 11:12, closed)

judging by the tries-too-hard writing style, ineffectual rage, and the fact he actually said he'd be breaking out some backup accounts to troll QOTW - I suspect it's probably 'hot white cum YEAH!'.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 11:54, closed)

aliens trocadero
that scared me too! i got stuck behind the desk in the shuttle and couldn't go forward beacause of the alien. i froze...... my wife pissed herself.
( bazza van der trance , ooh baby baby, baby baby. Get up on this., Thu 29 Jul 2010, 13:22, closed)

You really are incredibly tiresome. You prick (hahahaha what an original word to use. Lucky it hasn't been used around fifty times already by the same belming retard. Oh, wait.... Nevermind)
( the pink chicken sniffer sniffs pink chickens., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 19:16, closed)

A prick is a prick
and you are an almighty prick.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 22:02, closed)