Guilty Pleasures, part 2It's been a while since we last asked this question and CaptainFellatioNelson's confession that he likes "to fart under the duvet, creep in and see how long I can last only on the fart air contained within" reminded us just how good it was last time.
What are the little things you do for fun when nobody else is around?
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chthonic, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:48)
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Egg Banjo - A definition for the deprived(Courtesy of arrse.co.uk)
A sandwich made from (usually) half stale white bread, spread on both insides with margarine and slotted in with at least one greasy fried egg, preferrably soft yolk to distribute better, covered with sauce of own choice, brown or tomato(ketchup to the Spams).
It becomes a banjo when....
...the yolk and sauce dribble down your front. You move the hand containing the sandwich away and up to a point level with your ear as you look down your front and usually to an accompanying 'Aw bollox' you wipe/smear the said yolk & sauce into your shirt with you're free hand giving a passing imitation of playing 'air banjo' !
Food of the gods. I personally find them even more satisfying than a kebab for a late night feeding frenzy, and as an added bonus you get the kitchen really messy and potentially burn the house down. What could be better?
It's an Army slang term, but even my mother knew it.
Edit: maybe I should have a 'talk' with my Mum....
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