Guilty Pleasures, part 2It's been a while since we last asked this question and CaptainFellatioNelson's confession that he likes "to fart under the duvet, creep in and see how long I can last only on the fart air contained within" reminded us just how good it was last time.
What are the little things you do for fun when nobody else is around?
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chthonic, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:48)
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Phone SexOne of my favourite things in the world is going to the filthy newsagents near my flat and searching through all the porn mags... Not for the obvious, oh no no no...
You know on various pages throughout you have the little ads that have three things;
-A saucy picture
-A hilarious quote or question
-A telephone number for someone to fulfill hilarious quote
Well, I am on the eternal quest to find the best/sickest one ever...
Here is the current #1
"Ram me so hard up the arse my shit turns soupy"
I should really know better than this being a girl but my goodness how I giggled for days on end after seeing that one...
(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 18:25, 2 replies)
"We'll talk the spunk out of your balls"is a personal favurite
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 18:45,
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I once saw on a TV in a Travelodge a list of porn to buyI'll have to say "Badly Packed Kebab" was the best titled one.
(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 18:55, closed)
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