Guilty Pleasures, part 2It's been a while since we last asked this question and CaptainFellatioNelson's confession that he likes "to fart under the duvet, creep in and see how long I can last only on the fart air contained within" reminded us just how good it was last time.
What are the little things you do for fun when nobody else is around?
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chthonic, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:48)
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Party PoppersI've been to a party. I've probably had a few drinks, then a few chasers, then a few more drinks just to cleanse the palate - in actual fact I'm probably more pissed than Grandad's pants. The function is either a wedding or a birthday of some relative I have very little to do with. I may, at some point during the night, have performed the 'canoeing' action to Jive Bunny. The finger buffet consists of soggy vol-au-vents and open cheese sarnies. Chocolate fingers if I'm lucky.
The best bit is that there are Party Poppers on every table. EVERY TABLE. At some point during the proceedings, these beautiful little devices will explode into action, ejaculating their papery, ribbony poppermess skywards to rest upon the doddering head of some elderly person.
And nothing, no matter what sad, shambling state of inebriation I have managed to gulp myself into, can stop me from sticking my nose into the empty, spent casings when no-one's looking and sniffing that glorious burnt whiff.
Also, showing someone that you don't like that you can fire a Party Popper into your own mouth (it doesn't hurt one bit). Then, when they gasp with shock at your sheer ninja awesomeness, spitting the whole thing into their fat, stupid face in a gut-churning ball of saliva, chewed vol-au-vent and brightly-coloured crepe paper.
I love you Party Poppers.
(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:46, 3 replies)
Am I stupid for...... intending to fire a party popper into my mouth solely on the reccommendation of someone off the internet that it doesn't hurt?
(, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 1:57, closed)
^^^Thank God, I thought I was the only one. I may get my flatmate to do it first though...
(, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:47, closed)
You have to.Exploding a party popper in your own mouth is the only true test of manliness left in a sissified world.
Besides, friends buy me pints of lovely beer when I do it.
(, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 12:07, closed)
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