Guilty Pleasures, part 2
It's been a while since we last asked this question and CaptainFellatioNelson's confession that he likes "to fart under the duvet, creep in and see how long I can last only on the fart air contained within" reminded us just how good it was last time.
What are the little things you do for fun when nobody else is around?
( , Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:48)
It's been a while since we last asked this question and CaptainFellatioNelson's confession that he likes "to fart under the duvet, creep in and see how long I can last only on the fart air contained within" reminded us just how good it was last time.
What are the little things you do for fun when nobody else is around?
( , Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:48)
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Driving pleasures
When driving, I like to make really childish "vroom, screech, neeeeyyyyooooowwwwww!!" noises.
I also laugh everytime I fail to let a BMW out of a sidestreet and a little thrill from letting a fit bird out so she waives (though there is the ultimate conundrum of "should you let a BMW out of a sidestreet if it's being driven by a fit bird?").
I also take great pleasure in laughing, waiving and giving the thumbs up to people who are roadraging at me. It winds them up a little bit more.
My ultimate aim is to cause a BMW driver to have an aneurism by not letting them out of a sidestreet then winding them up when they beep and give me the "coffee grinder" hand gesture. Extra Kudos if they're driving an X5. I'll be elevated to the status of a god if they're driving an X5 with a personalised plate that starts with "X5".
( , Fri 14 Mar 2008, 11:08, Reply)
When driving, I like to make really childish "vroom, screech, neeeeyyyyooooowwwwww!!" noises.
I also laugh everytime I fail to let a BMW out of a sidestreet and a little thrill from letting a fit bird out so she waives (though there is the ultimate conundrum of "should you let a BMW out of a sidestreet if it's being driven by a fit bird?").
I also take great pleasure in laughing, waiving and giving the thumbs up to people who are roadraging at me. It winds them up a little bit more.
My ultimate aim is to cause a BMW driver to have an aneurism by not letting them out of a sidestreet then winding them up when they beep and give me the "coffee grinder" hand gesture. Extra Kudos if they're driving an X5. I'll be elevated to the status of a god if they're driving an X5 with a personalised plate that starts with "X5".
( , Fri 14 Mar 2008, 11:08, Reply)
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