
It's been a while since we last asked this question and CaptainFellatioNelson's confession that he likes "to fart under the duvet, creep in and see how long I can last only on the fart air contained within" reminded us just how good it was last time.
What are the little things you do for fun when nobody else is around?
( , Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:48)
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One of my many musical ventures at present is a Rage Against the Machine tribute act, with three other guys I know from university about five years ago. Our drummer got married last year, and at the obligatory post-reception disco he had hired a soul band to go through the motions and please the inlaws with the usual Dusty Springfield rubbish.
They packed up at about 11pm and the groom stuck on a mix CD he had put together for the occasion. The first track was "Sultans of Swing" by Dire Straits.
Cue the astonishing sight of all the old grannies shuffling away from the dancefloor as fast as their zimmer frames could manage, only for an entire Rage Against the Machine Tribute band, wearing tuxedos, performing not just air guitar to the Knopf's masterpiece, but putting on a complete *air band*, with bass, drums and vocals. Turns out we knew all the lyrics, and in fact we were air-banding with the correct chords, and, in one case, the correct drum patterns.
Many of the people present have never spoken to us again.
( , Fri 14 Mar 2008, 13:12, Reply)
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