Guilty Pleasures, part 2It's been a while since we last asked this question and CaptainFellatioNelson's confession that he likes "to fart under the duvet, creep in and see how long I can last only on the fart air contained within" reminded us just how good it was last time.
What are the little things you do for fun when nobody else is around?
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chthonic, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:48)
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Self SexingNo, not the lefty and righty type...has anyone ever had the urge to meet themselves in a dark alleyway one lonely night and bone the fuck out of themselves in a single depraved act of pure debauchery?
I have. I'd be great I just know. I'm not even gay or anything but I'd make an exception for, er, me. I've just got the hottest ass on any man I swear to you!
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slippery doctore, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 13:17,
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Oddly, I know what you mean.I'd love to go and fuck myself.
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No wayDefinitely not. Because I know I would never call me afterwards and it would get all awkward. I'd do the usual and lie to myself, promising we'll stay friends but then we'll never see ourselves again. I think I need a lie down.
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