Weirdness Personified
I don't post that often, but this QOTW has prodded me into action. I need to confess to some of the guilty pleasures (often weird) I have.

- I talk to myself. A lot. And that's not internal dialogue, I mean talking out loud. I also 'commentate' when I play Pro Evo or Championship Manager.
- I pick and bite the skin around my fingernails, often until they bleed. It's probably more of a stress thing but I do get a sick pleasure out of it I guess.
- I travel on the train a lot, and usually have staring contests with people further down the carriage. Usually chavs, and I usually win.
- I have a nigh on dangerous obsession with TV themes. I don't really play them, I just feel safe in the knowledge I've got most TV themes on my hard disk. If I see a TV theme CD in a shop and it has one I'm missing, or if it's better sound quality than the one I have, I buy it.
- I hate the summer, because of all the wasps. If I happen to catch one in a glass if it invades my house, I drown them in the sink.
- If I get bored walking home, I count my steps. And then I try to guess how many steps it will take me to get to a certain point i.e. Number 87 on the particular road I'm on
- I love ducks, almost on the same level as TV themes. If I see a duck-themed object in a shop (usually a charity shop), I have to buy it.
- I like to eat things cold. If I buy a takeaway, I usually let it go cold and then eat it later. Especially pizza, chips and burgers.
- I can't help copying people's accents. If I call up the Chinese takeaway, I inadvertently start to copy their accent. It doesn't start straight away, it just sneaks its way into my normal accent.
- If anything is given away free, I take it. It doesn't matter if I have no use for them, I get them anyway. Hence why I have about 20 sim cards, 15 teabags, a free sample of Lenor, some free tights, a sample of kitten food among many other things
- When I get up in the morning, I have to check the bbc website before anything else. Even if I'm in a rush.
- Some substances make me have weird, lucid dreams. I like having weird dreams, so sometimes I have a lot of them before I go to bed to induce them.
- Watching quiz shows. Even if I've seen them before.
- If I ever spot a spelling/punctuation mistake (Usually in newspapers, surprisingly enough), I always correct it in pen before I leave it on the train so that the next person that reads it won't have to suffer poor linguistics. (Note: Same with graffiti on toilet walls, desks etc)
- Playing with blu-tac. If I ever find some blu-tac lying around, I can spend hours just playing with it.
- Watching Jeremy Kyle
- Having as many things on/playing as possible. If I'm playing a game, I have to have the TV on and the radio on; possibly with a book as well. I can never do one thing at a time.
- Frijj milkshakes
- Gravy. With everything. But it has to be thick, no thin gravy in this household thank you.
- Taking a day off from Uni because I wake up and can't be arsed to get dressed/walk to the train station/sit on the train for an hour
(Dazzorifik is bored of b3ta, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:49, 1 reply)

Guilty Pleasures?!
Sounds more like OCD!!
(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 17:26, closed)