Guilty Pleasures, part 2It's been a while since we last asked this question and CaptainFellatioNelson's confession that he likes "to fart under the duvet, creep in and see how long I can last only on the fart air contained within" reminded us just how good it was last time.
What are the little things you do for fun when nobody else is around?
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chthonic, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:48)
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MY DAD IS GOOD FOR INAPPROPRIATE GAGS IN PUBLIC.....They include:
-Going into an asian mobile phone shop and upon hearing Indian/Asian music he told them they radio didn't sound right and that it needed re-tuning. They did!
-Always, always accusing whoever he is out shopping with of stealing really loudly in front of security guards (this is more childish than inappropriate but it really tickles him).
-Been lewd and incredibly crewd to anything in a skirt if they work in shops. I figure he knows they can't whack him cos they are working. His regular chat up lines are `Do you take it up the arse bitch?' (not to shop girls but women in general) and I'm not joking.
He's so silly and childish but I guess my guilty pleasure is that even though I protest at him, I secretly find it a tiny bit funny.
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DUMBLONDE is a rubber lover girl, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:58,
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