Guilty Pleasures, part 2
It's been a while since we last asked this question and CaptainFellatioNelson's confession that he likes "to fart under the duvet, creep in and see how long I can last only on the fart air contained within" reminded us just how good it was last time.
What are the little things you do for fun when nobody else is around?
( , Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:48)
It's been a while since we last asked this question and CaptainFellatioNelson's confession that he likes "to fart under the duvet, creep in and see how long I can last only on the fart air contained within" reminded us just how good it was last time.
What are the little things you do for fun when nobody else is around?
( , Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:48)
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Scaring little children
before anyone calls the cops, just my own!
Anyone with any experience of kids will know how quickly they drift off into their own wee worlds. Whether engrossed with a toy, head stuck in a book, or watching telly, they tend to become utterly oblivious to their surroundings.
I so love to sneak right up behind them, and go "Boo" in their ears. The shriek of horror, the jumping vertically off the floor, I just love it!
Having achieved the above, I then spend the next few minutes in fits of laughter, while a severely disapproving daughter looks on in disgust.
I'm going to end up in a really crummy nursing home in my old age, but by god I'll look back and laugh. Assuming I can even remember.
( , Fri 14 Mar 2008, 19:27, Reply)
before anyone calls the cops, just my own!
Anyone with any experience of kids will know how quickly they drift off into their own wee worlds. Whether engrossed with a toy, head stuck in a book, or watching telly, they tend to become utterly oblivious to their surroundings.
I so love to sneak right up behind them, and go "Boo" in their ears. The shriek of horror, the jumping vertically off the floor, I just love it!
Having achieved the above, I then spend the next few minutes in fits of laughter, while a severely disapproving daughter looks on in disgust.
I'm going to end up in a really crummy nursing home in my old age, but by god I'll look back and laugh. Assuming I can even remember.
( , Fri 14 Mar 2008, 19:27, Reply)
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