Guilty Pleasures, part 2It's been a while since we last asked this question and CaptainFellatioNelson's confession that he likes "to fart under the duvet, creep in and see how long I can last only on the fart air contained within" reminded us just how good it was last time.
What are the little things you do for fun when nobody else is around?
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chthonic, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:48)
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I did a variation on this onceHowever I foolishly substituted 'B road that I'd never been down before in my life' for 'nice, straight motorway' and 'turning the headlights off in the dead of night, causing the car interior to become so dark that I had to footer around for a second or two before getting them back on' for 'closing my eyes, which take around a millisecond to open'.
Predictably, I saw some lights coming from my right at a funny angle on what I assumed to be a collision course. Stuck the lights back on, saw the 'GIVE WAY' reflecting back at me, and jammed on the brakes while swerving wildly. The fucking car only went and flipped, causing me to think 'oh shite this is the end' before quite literally pissing myself.
The lights were a farmhouse (which I would no doubt have seen if I left the lights on) and the car was a writeoff. I was fine; anyone in the passenger seat would have been maimed/killed.
Moral of the story: just don't, you fuckwits. It really can happen.
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