Guilty Pleasures, part 2
It's been a while since we last asked this question and CaptainFellatioNelson's confession that he likes "to fart under the duvet, creep in and see how long I can last only on the fart air contained within" reminded us just how good it was last time.
What are the little things you do for fun when nobody else is around?
( , Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:48)
It's been a while since we last asked this question and CaptainFellatioNelson's confession that he likes "to fart under the duvet, creep in and see how long I can last only on the fart air contained within" reminded us just how good it was last time.
What are the little things you do for fun when nobody else is around?
( , Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:48)
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I can read a map!
Very well actually.
Unfortunately my mother is useless - I once had her accompanying me in the car while I went to look at some goats I was going to buy. I pointed out where we were on the map and where we were headed - our exact route and simply asked her to remind me when to turn as we approached the roads.
I began to drive off and she asked me, "Um...where are we?"
How can someone not be able to find themselves on a map - not an OS map (which if you're in the middle of nowhere I can see would be tricky) but a STREET MAP!
Shortly after that she invested in SatNav....which she can't use because she doesn't understand that (bless her, complete Luddite) and she won't drive anywhere she doesn't know either - pointless buying SatNav then...No. I borrow it.
( , Mon 17 Mar 2008, 14:14, Reply)
Very well actually.
Unfortunately my mother is useless - I once had her accompanying me in the car while I went to look at some goats I was going to buy. I pointed out where we were on the map and where we were headed - our exact route and simply asked her to remind me when to turn as we approached the roads.
I began to drive off and she asked me, "Um...where are we?"
How can someone not be able to find themselves on a map - not an OS map (which if you're in the middle of nowhere I can see would be tricky) but a STREET MAP!
Shortly after that she invested in SatNav....which she can't use because she doesn't understand that (bless her, complete Luddite) and she won't drive anywhere she doesn't know either - pointless buying SatNav then...No. I borrow it.
( , Mon 17 Mar 2008, 14:14, Reply)
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