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It's been a while since we last asked this question and CaptainFellatioNelson's confession that he likes "to fart under the duvet, creep in and see how long I can last only on the fart air contained within" reminded us just how good it was last time.

What are the little things you do for fun when nobody else is around?

(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:48)
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I invented
the "Bill Game", and later the "Brookside Game".
You can still play the Bill game but to be honest, its shit now. It worked though and was a surprising pleasure to partake in.

It goes a little something like this.

Whenever a character (in either programme) finished a statement or sentence, you add the words:

(The Bill). Add "You schlaaaagg!" in your best growly, Mike Reid/Grarrrnt Mitchell, gravelly cockney tones.

(Brookside). Add "err yer wha?" in your best high pitched, Jennifer Ellison, scouse voice. The three words should be said in the space of 1/3 second for maximum effect.

It works in almost any context.

"I'm just off out Sarge!" ... "you schllaaaaag"
"Oi! Youre nicked!" .. you schlaaaaaag"
"Are you coming for a coffee?... "you schlaaaaaaaaaag"

"Eh, yous cummin down pub forra bevvy like?" ... "ehh yer wha?"

etc. Every time.

Also, if youre not a cockney, or Jamie Oliver, you can do a passable accent by simply pronouncing the word "treacle" as "ter-reekle", so "Alright Treacle" comes out nicely as "awrite ter-reekle". I like saying that a lot.

oh and lisping the word "super" as "thuper" always makes me a little happier.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 11:50, 1 reply)
If you ever feel the need to say Bacon in a Jamaican accent:
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 12:15, closed)

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