Guilty Pleasures, part 2It's been a while since we last asked this question and CaptainFellatioNelson's confession that he likes "to fart under the duvet, creep in and see how long I can last only on the fart air contained within" reminded us just how good it was last time.
What are the little things you do for fun when nobody else is around?
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chthonic, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:48)
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@WriterblockFake foreign accents. I can't do accents to save my life but one phrase just cracks me up.
My mate K set me off in the pub by pronouncing Hob-Nobs in a Swedish accent.
"Huuurbb-Nuurrbbs"
Even now, I can get the giggles when he just texts me that...
And Chickenlady? Even in real life I often use old jokes if someone gives me a feed line. A case in point was my ex-wife. This really happened. She was in the bathroom and wailed:
"I'm old and I'm fat and I'm ugly! - Say something nice about me.."
"Your fucking eyesights spot on" I growled.
Yup, it's an old joke, and no I didn't make it up, but I still used it when a suitable occasion arose.
Other old lines I've used are:
"You know what I love about you? - Fuck all"
"When I want your opinion I'll give it to you"
"I never knew what happiness was until I married you and now it's too late.."
And many more.
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:51,
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