I really shouldnt write
This... but anyway :D Wrong wrong wrong... is all I can say it was I that drew the lewd cock on the bathroom wall at uni - and then over the weeks added text.. all entiorely hilarious... but I was the head student rep and they'd only just got painted :S

I really cant tell the others but bra and cracking one off into it when she wasnt my gf... and then returning it to the drawer.

Oh what else... not so much a secret as it was obviously me but I was drunk and therefore invisable... but I hid the evidence well... I nicked 4 bottles of beer my flat mate brought over from Belgium... thats bad.. but I hated it so much I chucked most of it away - I did try to drink it though...

oooh this one I really dont recommend... I half inched my old mans car whilst a tad tipsy and they were on holiday - thats bad enough but I have no licence... and I put a scratch all done the one wing... and by scratch I mean a dent... and knocked the front bumper down... I dont recall hitting anything.. oops - I got away with it though the bumper require the mechanics best freind a hefty kick, and I just rubbed dirt into the old scratch.. it wasnt in the best of shapes... he noticed when I double bluffed him by telling him what the new scratch was... he obviously never considered his angelic son would do such a thing...

I have more than enough length and a few more tales of woe.. let me get up the courage for the meaty ones...
(feedingtimeatthezoo day 1 of his bikini diet started, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:46, Reply)