Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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My dad...... had spent what seemed like a whole fucking morning on the toilet and I was desperately needing a piss. Unlike my brothers, I couldn't just go and piss in the drain outside so I constructed a little toilet in my room, consisting of a plastic box and newspaper and pissed in that instead. I then kept it under my bed until everyone was out of the house and I could clean it.
I did get my own back though. I once spent so long in the bath that my dad had to shit in a bucket.
(, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 13:14, Reply)
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