About 10 years ago
Our football team were having its usual monthly riotous night out.Myself and another player in the team,picked up what could loosely be termed as females and were invited back to one of their houses.

After a quick discussion on the pros and cons,(they were both a bit on the large side but a shag is a shag in the end) we decided to go back with them.

After having done the deed,taking ages to locate the hole among the layers of fat,I decided to go to sleep,so the thing beside me puts on her knickers and a t shirt and announces she is ready to sleep too.

I awoke in the early hours of the morning,feeling the worse for wear and dying for a piss,I had no idea where the toilet was and as it was a fairly big house,I couldn't be arsed wandering about looking for it.I must have drifted back to sleep because I awoke soon after and could feel myself just about to empty my bladder.

My 'conquest' was in a deep sleep next to me,facing me,so I turned towards her and pissed over the front of her massive pants and over her thighs and sheets.I shook her awake and said"Er,I think you have had an accident in your sleep" or words to that effect. She was totally mortified,she burst into tears and begged me not to say anything.I promised I wouldn't and she was that grateful,she gave me a blowjob before I left.

I still have no idea to this day what possessed me to do such a deed,I told one of mates about it a day or 2 after the event,instead of the expected reaction of him pissing himself laughing,he looked at me in complete disgust and said I was a dirty bastard.

I saw her a few weeks after it and she apologised profusely,I didn't feel any guilt whatsoever,as she kept saying sorry and asked me to go back to hers.

I'm not a bad person really,honest
( Stu71 ....bad money dies, I love the scene, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 13:20, Reply)