Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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Parting GiftBack at my first law firm, aged just 18, I went for a poo one afternoon, the day before I was due to go on holiday. It was one of those ones (I'm sure everyone knows what I'm talking about here) that requires endless reams of shit tickets. It blocked the bog. I didn't tell anyone. Off I went, happily on my holiday!
On my return, everyone was gossiping about how Melanie (one of the partners) had blocked the toilet with a huge turd! Nobody knows it was ME!!!
(, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 13:29, Reply)
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