Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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Tea Bagging TruthWhile working on reception desk at London, I overheard the pretty young lady getting a loud and embarrassing telling off from behind closed doors for forgetting to make the tea for the boss.
When she returned my colleague said this:
"I'm alright. She wouldn't shout about tea so much if she knew I wiped my arse with the bags before I put the water in."
I only ask for coffee now.
(, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 16:06, Reply)
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