Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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ahhhhh....closureMy aunt is only a few years older than me, and when she was sitting her O-levels she came to stay with us while she revised. One day, while larking around I decided to shut her out of the house after she had popped outside.
As I closed the door, laughing manically, she tripped on the doormat and put her right hand straight through one of the little plate-glass panels, neatly slicing her little finger off so it hung by a shred of skin from her suddenly claret-squirting hand.
To this day, we both still maintain that she tripped over accidentally and that I was nowhere near the incident at the time. Gawd bless her for that one.
(, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 16:37, Reply)
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