Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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Mums orange washing up bowl.Im really sorry mum. Its time I told the world the truth about what REALLY happened to your orange washing up bowl.
I didnt just drop it when i was using it to wash my bike. It was throwing it out of the upstairs bathroom window which smashed it. It was great fun filling it with water and throwing it out of the window. But sadly on the third go it smashed into smitherines.
I will go to my room now.
(, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 16:37, Reply)
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