Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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Night out in ParisAbout ten years ago me and a couple of mates decided to go to Paris for the weekend. As you do. Being only fairly young we decided that renting a moped was the way to go about things. Much silliness occured.
Anyway on the way back to our hotel I see a rather expensive looking black Mercedes-Benz. Being of humble origin I decide to take a photo of said car just as we entered a tunnel. The flash was a bit vigourous and caused the Merc to swerve and clip a Fiat, the Merc then hit the central reservation making a bit of a mess. So apologies if it was your Merc. Still I doubt anyone still goes on about it, after all it was only an accident.
Length about 14ft before the bump about 7ft after it.
(, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 18:01, Reply)
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