Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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holethis ones pretty tame. A few weeks ago i came home pissed to an empty house, i fell over onto my radiator and bashed myself up. I stood up, and being the aggro barstud that i am, proceded to kick a hole in the wall.
Luckily my family didnt notice until after my brother had had a party, and reasoned that it must have been one of his friends.
Oh and another time i was on holiday in Berlin. Caught food poisoning and about three in the morning ran to the jacks, but still ended up shitting all over my cacks. cleaned myself up, and with my family still blissfully asleep, wrapped them up in a couple of rolls of newspaper, plastic bags and toilet roll, shoved em in the the dustbin.
We checked out the next day. I still pity that German maid.
(, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 20:19, Reply)
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