Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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I don't really have many secretsAs i'm one of those really stupid people who tells everybody everything due to my uncontrollable urge to speak through a silence.
So i thought i'd tell one which the least people know. In my first year at uni when i lived in halls, me and two of my nursing friends decided to have a sumber party in my room. We all settled on my bed to watch labyrinth. About half way through the film i fell asleep and had a sex dream. But not about the delectable David Bowie but about Hoggle, the littl knoberly goblin.
What that says about my mind i really hate to think.
(, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 20:30, Reply)
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