Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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I faked my suicideThere were some nasty types after me, so I abandoned my wife and job and pretended I was dead. On the plus side, it meant I didn't have to pay the gas bill which was frankly a rip-off.
Yours,
Adolf.
(, Sat 1 Sep 2007, 2:32, Reply)
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