Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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my colleaguewhom we shall call tim, because his parents chose it, spent last week staying with his girlfriend. at her parents' place in rural macedonia. there was only one car in the entire village and the taxi was a donkey. plus all the people look the same. he will be diving into a very shallow gene pool. it went down like a cup of cold sick when, looking at the 350 photos, i said it looked like the borat movie.
anyway, the father apparently had a stroke some years ago. so they yanked the toilet out of the bathroom and re installed it in the cupboard under the stairs. the combination of having to Q and having to hold a candle at the same time as using the toilet led tim to piss vigorously in the bath instead. every day. every time he needed to go.
only on the last day did the girlfriend mention in conversation that they needed a plumber because the bath leaked into the lounge underneath...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 1 Sep 2007, 14:25,
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