Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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My youthful shameWhen I was no older than 6, my mum had bought me an extremely expensive outfit (one from one of the shops wear there's only five outfits in and a t-shirt for £20) in fetching lemon, which I had to try on immediately. I lived on a council estate and to show it of off to all the poor people around me. What better way, but to take my bike. How was I to know that the council had just tarmacked the road on this hill where you have to cruise round without peddling with no hands on the handle bars.
Well, the soft tarmac created havoc with my wheels and just as I veered round the bend I literally flew off my bike and my gorgeous new light lemon suit caressed the road for some yards, before I managed to get on my feet again. Scraped and looking like a damaged bee.
Panicking, knowing my mum would kill me if she knew that I was wearing my new suit to do stunts on my Princess Raleigh bike round the estate I spotted my victim - (sorry Phil). I managed to wet my cheeks with a bit of spit and hobbled home howling my sob story to my mum how carefully I was riding bike, when this horrible boy jumped out in the road and frightened me so much that I fell off my bike.
Mum, being the not-so-quiet-type marched round to his house and wouldn't leave until the poor buy was grounded for at least a week - really am sorry Phil!!!
(, Sat 1 Sep 2007, 22:16, Reply)
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