Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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SecretNot so much a guilty secret as a secret - I don't feel guilt about it as a:It was a laugh and b:I'm incapable of feeling guilt*
I used to work at a pork processing factory - probably like most b3tans here - cue the hilarity that you get when you drop sausages, sausage meat, etc and then you just pick them up, you might dust them down and put it back.
Everyone did it.
Except this time I (or someone) had done just this and about week later there was a full on H&S inspection around the area where I worked....
It wasn't me guv'
Actually it probably was...
*True, it really is....
(, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 15:17, Reply)
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