Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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Uh ohI used to work at the Boots head office in Nottingham - I hated it. A lot.
I used to sleep in one of the server rooms as it was warm, cosy and noone could ever find me.
That's guilty secret number 1
Number 2 was this - the servers for the main building and the finance department were stacked like so:
S S
S S S
Monitors:
M M
M M M
Sorry for the long, dull story - I do have a point.
Anyway the bottom middle server had hung according to the monitor, so I turned off the bottom middle server.
Er, why hasn't the bottom middle server turned off? Looked at th back - someone had switched all the monitors around for a laugh.....
And I'd turned off the main finance server.
At month end.
Panic.....
Phone rings - "JTW, where are you, Server X has died and it's month end"
"Um, I'm just passing and I've noticed - no idea what's going on - I'll reboot it and see what happens"
I'd managed to lose about 4 days worth of finance work and I think I got someone a heavy bollocking - not that I cared I hated the damn job anyway.
Every time I thought about it, it made me giggle - when I was in the office especially - especially when I heard my manager and his manager talking about it...
Never did admit it - never did feel real guilt about that either...
(, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 15:32, Reply)
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