Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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CadetsI was in the cadets and we were away at a camp in Cornwall (Proteus I think it was called).
Anyway, a good time was had by all and we all arrived back happily.
Unfortunately I got called in to the CO's office for a talking to - Someone had started a fire in one of the billets and caused some damage and I had form so I was being blamed - they needed someone to take the rap.
Thing is, I was somewhere else.
Really.
I was somewhere else setting fire to a small wood.
I think I quickly evaluated which would be worse and put my hands up to the billet fire instead.
The guilty part - Someone else got suspended for the wood fire as I clearly couldn't have done it and I know he didn't do it because he was boffing some girl at the time....
(, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 15:37, Reply)
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