Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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I drained the swimming poolShort story, promise.
Our school had a pool - well, a big bath tub.
It was one of these raised jobbies which was, well, shit.
Anyway late one night me and a mate decided to do some night walking and found ourselves at the pool - So we tried to work out what havoc we could cause - So we took the top off the filter to have a look.
**PING**
WTF?
There was a retaining clip which vanished - cue lots water gushing up and over the filter.
Run. Away. Fast.
The next day we walked, nonchalantly, past the pool.
The empty pool.
The soaked lawn that the pool was on.
The groundsman looks over at us - gives us the "I know it was you two" look.
We returned the "Not us y'honour" look.
The filter was ruined and the pool was damaged somehow.
Nope, you guessed it, no guilt by me - my mate felt guilty and it took me 3 days to convince him to not fess up.
As a side story - someone put broken glass in the pool a month later - I got blamed for that and nearly got expelled. Thing is, I'd've never done that as that would be too dangerous...
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I actually have some personal "guilt" stories - or at least stories that I should feel guilt about, but they're too current and it's too soon.... But God they're funny.
Well, I say funny - I'm seeing a shrink just now because of them so not so much funny really....
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